5 Terrible Personal Web Page Ideas MySpace Is Helping To Bring Back

1. Endlessly tiled images as backgrounds: And you thought they'd run out of places to put all those Scarface pics.
2. Embedded music files that play on page-load: The last thing your office neighbor heard before they realized you were a complete waste of space probably involved trance music.
   
3. Animated GIFs: And lots of them. Otherwise, people won't know you're just always, you know, moving.
4. Proof that seeing "dawg" on the Internet is nearly as bad as hearing it said aloud: Insert "brah" here, depending on collegiate progress.
5. Irrefutable evidence that Strong Bad could see the times a-changin': Funny, right? Wrong. Compare this and this; rinse eyes with undliuted bleach; repeat until everything is monochrome.